Bird Jokes http://www.enchantedlearning.com/birds/Birdjokes.html

Jokes Galore  http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/jokes.htm#jokes

Jokes for Kids  http://www.billnkaz.demon.co.uk/jokes.htm

Kids Jokes  http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/

Hagbourne Jokes  http://www.hagbourne.oxon.sch.uk/jokes.htm

Ham Dingle Jokes http://www.ham-dingle.dudley.gov.uk/more_jokes.htm

Scatty Jokes http://www.scatty.com/

Dinosaur Jokes http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/Dinojokes.html

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?    Cliff

What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?    Reg.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?     No 'eye'dea

Why has a giraffe got such a long neck?   Because its head is so far from its body

Snake 1:    Are we poisonous?

Snake 2:    Don't think so why?

Snake 1:    I've just bitten by tongue

Newsflash

Two prisoners have escaped a top security prison. They fell into a cement mixer as they scaled the walls. The police are looking for two hardened criminals.

Newsflash

A large hole has appeared in the middle of Field Lane. Police are looking into it.

What has four fingers, a thumb and drives a tractor?        A farm hand

What do you call two rows of cabbages?      A dual cabbageway.

Where do sick elves go?      To the National Elf Service

What do you call a fish with no eyes?     A fish

Why is Cinderella rubbish at football? because she keeps running away from the ball.

Why are babies good at football?   because they are good at dribbling

How do you stay cool at a football match?      You sit next to a fan.

Where do you weigh a pie?   [somewhere over the rainbow]

A duck walked into a bar and asked the barman "Do you have any bread?"

"No," said the barman,

"Do you have any bread?" repeated the duck.

"No," said the barman. "If you ask me again I shall nail your beak to the bar."

"Do you have any nails?" asked the duck.

"No," replied the barman.

"Do you have any bread?" asked the duck.

Why did the tomato blush?        because it saw the salad dressing.

What did the scarf say to the hat?     You go on ahead and I'll go around

A boy went home with a sofa.

"Where did you get that?" asked his father.

"A stranger." replied the boy.

"You silly boy," said his father. "I told you never to take 'sweets' from a stranger!"

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then, finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.

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